I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful
Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope
Why is it always Norway
Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.
Hoarding a canon url but not using it
shout out to all the closeted/semi closeted trans/nonbinary/non-cis-IDing people starting school for the year
your identities are all valid no matter how many or few people you’ve come out to, you’ll do great (try your best that’s all we can ask), and I am so proud of all of you; you can do this ☆〜（ゝ。∂）
what if in avengers 2 steve sticks his hand out waiting for his shield to bounce back to him but instead he gets the mjolnir
"Well done my colorful friend! Mjolnir has chosen a worthy wielder!"
"This shield does much damage! I like it!"
"This shield, I like it. ANOTHER!"
*throws it, watches it bounce wildly, hears something shatter, hears Tony scream*
9th: Run for your life!
10th: Always bring a Banana to a Party.
11th:Remember, I am Definitely a mad man with a box.
12th: Don’t Be Lasagne.
an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable
Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!
well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel
ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SOGGY LAMP HOW COULD YOU
This is society for everything, if you are considered “conventionally attractive” than whatever you do it’s appealing. However if you are considered to be less attractive than whatever you do it’s wrong.
This deserves so many notes. I have heard all of the black quotes behind my back. It’s really demoralizing.
opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant
But all you ever see are men’s
most accurate chart i’ve ever made
[jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]